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  2. Sending him off with a bang!
  3. Father: “Son, you were adopted.” Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
  4. An elephant and a camel meet on a road.. Elephant: Say, why is it you have your breasts on your back? The camel paused for a second. Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a genital on his face.
  5. What do you call an overweight baby? Heavy infantry.
  6. How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well, it's not hard.
  7. Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
  8. What’s worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.
  9. I've scoured the celestial bodies for humor.. The real joke's always in the comets.
  10. Three blonds are out walking in the Forest when they come across a set of tracks.. “Those are deer tracks!” Said the first. “No! They’re antelope tracks!” Said the second “Oh no... they are definitely bear tracks!”said the third. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
  11. A farmer had 196 cows in his field.. When he rounded them up he had 200.
  12. Job interviewer: “So, where would you see yourself in five years’ time?" Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."
  13. My grandfather survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings.. Being in Canada helped.
  14. “Ever since she lost her job, my wife’s identical twin sister is living with us until she gets on her feet,” I told my friend. He asked, “Just want to know, how do you tell them apart?” “Why should I?”
  15. Exactly. I get so hyped up after seeing the trailer and then I realize when the release date actually is. What a bummer.
  16. A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
  17. This new thesaurus I bought is the worst.. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
  18. Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts: Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need.. ...just five more minutes.
  19. Faction name: Coalition army Faction Alignment: Good, not legal Technology level: Medium, not nuclear [DESCRIPTION OF FACTION] The Coalition army is the group of people who do not agree whit the ideals that the UN has and for that reason they decided that they would return to take the world control by force. [NOTABLE PERSONS] (if applicable) Jason Colson: the ringleader of the Movement Javier Ortega: Is the person in change of getting the equipament to continue the fight Radio guy : This person has a clandestine radio station to raise the spirits of the resistance soldiers [HOW TO PORTRAY FACTION] They have participated in several battles in cities and in some forest areas, they are very experienced in guerrilla warfare and have among their ranks some defectors from the UN army and some war veterans who still can and want to fight, even so The team with which they count does not face the one they have against the military technology that the UN tells or the training in military tactics, they also have many elements which have never been on a battlefield. LINK TO SPRITES https://s19.postimg.org/d7srkt5gz/bbbbbb.png
  20. Hello! I created this thread for us to discuss our other hobbies outside of creating sprites. Mine is taking care of our Pomeranian named Misa. She's an adorable furball who loves the outdoors. She loves to cool down with a bath in her dog bath tub and chase the sprinkler splashes in our yard. She definitely loves the water, yet another reason why she loves hanging out on our fishing trips as well (yup, fishing is also a hobby of mine). Feel free to show off your pets, fellas.
  21. Faction Name: Republic of Mechvaraa | Expeditionary Fleet 5 Faction Alignment: Lawful Good Technology level: Advanced, non-nuclear, near-futuristic Having fought a war against Holy Mazenovich Empire on their homeworld for two years straight have depleted their own national resources. In addition of loss of manpower and material resources during the War in Heaven against Terran Triumvirates, and the resulting chaos and global unrest afterward, the HCOMM (Republic's Military High Command) and the Grand Council of the Republic decided to send 10% of their AstroNaval fleet to this rediscovered planet, in hope to gather its resources for the war on their homeworld, and maintaining a peaceful diplomatic relationship with the locals, if any. [NOTABLE PERSONS] Admiral Harris Mogensen: The acting commander of the Fleet 5. A well-respected man of his fleet group, notorious for his feat on defending Stillwater city from invading Imperials. Has a cool leather jacket. Captain Ania Bradford: The second-in-command of the Fleet 5. Mogensen's closest adversary and rumored to be his lover. [TBA] Colonel Jamal Madrazo: A war vet from the Fourth Insurrectionst War. Having served alongside the famous General Hannes Dre, now he's leading the 1st Planetfall Detachment on this planet. Also an experienced mech pilot. [HOW TO PORTRAY FACTION] Having fought several bloody conflicts throughout their history, the Mechvaraans are well-suited for fast attacks and guerrila warfare tactics, alongside with some experience of siege warfare. The Mechvaraans currently does NOT have any member from alien species such as humans or furries, mainly due to political, diplomatic, and ideological reasons, but they are perfectly fine with making alliance with friendly factions or indigenous forces. Their presence on this planet is as mentioned above, for mining precious things and making friend with the locals. Basic Rules of Engagement applied, except in several occassions such as assassination, espionage or when shit hits the fan. They are to be portrayed as average-to-professional military people we meet IRL, along with some adult humors they sometime bring. Links to Sprites: https://orig00.deviantart.net/fd8b/f/2018/095/a/6/mechvaraan_infantry_corps_by_freak_ops-dc7y2t7.png Infantry Corps https://orig00.deviantart.net/f291/f/2018/095/f/5/mechvaraan_armored_corps_by_freak_ops-dc7y7kp.png Armored Corps https://orig00.deviantart.net/51ff/f/2018/095/f/0/mechvaraan_mecha_corps_by_freak_ops-dc7y7gj.png Mecha Corps https://orig00.deviantart.net/ec17/f/2018/095/9/b/mechvaraan_air_force_by_freak_ops-dc7y2tt.png Air Force https://orig00.deviantart.net/d745/f/2018/095/8/e/mechvaraan_astronav_ships_by_freak_ops-dc7y2s1.png AstroNavy Ships https://orig00.deviantart.net/4c23/f/2018/095/d/0/mechvaraan_astronav_units_re_redux_by_freak_ops-dc7y2ro.png AstroNavy Units and Personnels https://orig00.deviantart.net/e816/f/2018/095/3/1/mechvaraan_astronav_ship_interior_by_freak_ops-dc7y2u7.png Ship Interiors https://orig00.deviantart.net/f72a/f/2018/095/7/1/roight_by_freak_ops-dc7y2sk.png Forgot to put this in Ship Interiors sheet but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://orig00.deviantart.net/09a9/f/2018/095/3/3/mechvaraan_buildings_by_freak_ops-dc7y7l4.png Prefab Buildings
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