In this day of FPS, Cover shooter, MMO, Sports based, Racing games. It's hard to remember the humble platformer.
UNTIL ONE DAY IT JUMPS ON YOUR RAGGED BODY WITH A DAGGER AND DEMANDS YOU SUCK IT'S PHALLUS DRY.
And on that note. I give you DEADLIGHT! This years most awesome platformer.
Now before you get all excited, It is only an Xbox arcade game, so it does lack a little in length, and it is console restricted.
But for those Xbox bros out there... You fuckers are in for a wild ride.
You cunts remember Abe's adventures? YEAH WELL I SURE FUCKING DO! This game, feels, like that. It's about honest platforming, timing and a quick head.
But unlike Abe, our illustrious Wingwolf wannabe here can hand out some ass when needed. By the power of FIRE AXE!
There is some Gunplay, but bullets are an uncommon commodity. No really... They are this time.
This is one of those adventure platformers that will having you yelling yes, YES!
And then suddenly OH SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK NO, I EMPLORE YOU!
All in all, it's a beautifully constructed peice of playable art, the scenery is just amazing. And the Art direction makes me want to yank my dick so hard it... Sorry.
Xbox Brothers and Sisters. This game deserves a run. And at 1200 points... It's hardly reaching into your privates to find more change in your secret stash.
This game gets a Wingwolf approval rating of: FUCKING PLAY THIS SHIT.
And remember folks, when under zombie attack. Stay away from Hospita- Oh Gods no...