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Replacement Topic For Im Convos.

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Want to add a note here after recent events. This is not a soap box topic, nor is it a forum for banned members to whine about there said bans or a troll topic. I don't care who talks to banned members, you can even post logs between chats you have unless it involves forum drama or anything flaming members here.

 

Other than that, your personal lulz, jokes etc are all cool.

 

Your Führer has spoken SEIG HEIL!

 

Yeah, I think someone deleted the IM Convo topic, so here it is again.

 

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

Hey guys

Blackrain says:

Blackrain says:

Infamous is funny

MORAL CHOICE

Storms head: Those police could use some help...I could gain respect if I did but I'd lose the loot

Storms head: Or I could blow up the police station and rape the bodies

MORAL CHOICE

Storm: This lady could use help across the street

Storm: Or I could molest her and give her AIDS

 

MORAL CHOICE

Merkus mind: Cass just signed into msn...I could pet him and tell him words of encouragement

Merku: Or rape his mind with anime girl images and loot the body

*Rapes Cass's mind*

EVIL ACTION

YOUR EVIL REPUTATION HAS WENT UP

A GOOD SIDE MISSION HAS BEEN LOCKED OUT

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

that will go up on the wall of MSN convos

Blackrain says:

MORAL CHOICE

Merku's mind: Looks like the K19 are opressing the people again...I could fry them and save them from these thugs.

Merkus mind: Or I could join in the fun and kick the crap out of that old lady in the name of the terra liberationa rmy

*Kicks the old lady*

EVIL ACTION

YOUR EVIL REPUTATION HAS WENT UP

A GOOD SIDE MISSION HAS BEEN LOCKED OUT

 

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

 

Blackrain says:

Agent: Good work, your entitled to a citazens bonus for helping the cause of peace

Anders says:

indeed

Hi both

What's up?

Blackrain says:

MAKING MORAL CHOICES

I'M GOING FOR THE EVIL ENDING

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

I'm laughing at Merku's moral choices

Anders says:

Ah

I'm reading them.

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

He'll fail at one of them because I'm no longer affected

Blackrain says:

who said anything about anime girls

*downloads furry scat porn into Cass's head, being looped through his vision*

EVIL ACTION

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

no...

Blackrain says:

YOUR EVIL REPUTATION WENT UP

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

That's jake's head

hey Apo, did I tell you he made choco a weasel hybrid?

Anders says:

Saw it in a comic

Blackrain says:

YOUR NEXT CASS

HE'S CUMMING FOR YOU

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

what's a girl's favorite veggie?

a cuCUMber

Blackrain says:

Lame

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

;_;

Blackrain says:

~cass n

Anders says:

Dear Evil Person, due to your high amount of evil reputation, You have been awarded a wallpaper, refusal to take this wallpaper will result in maiming, genocides and general slaughter of young children.

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/nexus93/FSA/misc/fsawallpaper.png

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

well I think I've just slaughtered what's left of Uganda

Blackrain says:

Lets start a coup against Reactor

and have Sofia or nexus take over

Rector

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

or Falco

Blackrain says:

FALCO

POUNCE

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

FALCO PUNCH

...

never again...

Anders says:

gotta do that in a comic

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

how about

REPUKKEN

Anders says:

*walks up to MIG mecha*

Hey YOU. FALCOOOOO's PAAAAAWNCHHH!

*mecha is obliterated*

Repukken is for Pheonix Wright

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

=/

Anders says:

doesn't fit FSA with repukkens =/

Cass: Quiet nights end with noise. says:

neither does falcon punch

or flurries

what's your point?

Anders says:

Flurries doesn't fit FSA, that why i kill them. Falcon Punch doesn't fit either, thats why he never punches people.

And further explains why the CEO doesn't hand out repukkens at random.

Cass: IS SPY! says:

but you have them in the k19, you hypocrite

Anders says:

no.

Cass: IS SPY! says:

yeah

Anders says:

The K19 where the ones to brainwash them

Cass: IS SPY! says:

you do

YOU STILL HAVE THEM

DU HAUST FLURRIES

Anders says:

So

Whats YOUR point?

Cass: IS SPY! says:

you say you kill furries when you have them in your army

brainwashed or not they're still furries

Anders says:

Yes

but think about it

its easier to kill enemies with converted enemies, that way you don't fight with your guys at all.

heavy casualties tolerated.

Cass: IS SPY! says:

k

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.gulS lateM sevol esreveR - "I'm not an atheist! I believe in Eri Kasamoto! said:

Dammit you!

Now everyone thinks I'm a furry

And then everyone on FurAffinity thinks I'm a human

Which is exactly what I DON'T want

 

.gulS lateM sevol esreveR - "I'm not an atheist! I believe in Eri Kasamoto! is offline.

 

Paintballs...REALLY HURT!!! said:

o.o

 

LOL XD

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Cass: IS SPY! says:

so, what's your point Apo

they WERE under an aussie commie government

that doesn't mean they ARE commies themselves

Nexus says:

Once commie, always a commie =P

Nah I'm just jokin'

Cyber leader 0038 says:

Nexus be nice to Cassy

Now here's your dolls

Nexus says:

Bah dolls *uses them for target practice*

Cass: IS SPY! says:

No Nexus, you are the dolls

And then, Nexus was a Barbie

Cyber leader 0038 says:

 

Nexus says:

damn *notices holes in head*

Cass: IS SPY! says:

HOW DID I KNOW THAT WAS COMING

Cyber leader 0038 says:

*brushes Barbies hair*

Cass: IS SPY! says:

i swear to god i have some form of ESP

i foreshadowed merku posting that smiley

Nexus says:

You knew that he would post it because he's done that to similiar things.

Cass: IS SPY! says:

good point

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Remilia Scarlet says:

*rams sleeping medicine down you*

GOOD NOW GO TO BED

YOU HAVE SCHOOL

Staff Sergeant Eric Carter says:

*passes out*

Remilia Scarlet says:

Mmmm....*bites your neck*

Staff Sergeant Eric Carter says:

O.O

DATE RAPE

DATE RAPE

DATE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

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Remilia Scarlet says:

k

This is penis

Penis, this is mike

Mike: you underestimated the power of JAPANESE TECHNOLOGY you evil bitch D=< says:

ok

 

Mike: you underestimated the power of JAPANESE TECHNOLOGY you evil bitch D=< has been removed.

 

(E-mail Retracted) says:

Oh god

What did I walk in on

Merku what were you doing to Mike D:l

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GOD DAMMIT REMILIA YOU SWITCHED OUR NAMES TOGETHER

 

Still lulzy though. Also this:

 

Nexus says:

gtg now, see ya'll

later

 

Nexus has left the conversation.

 

(E-mail Retracted) (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Awww

Just you and me Cassy-Chan :3

Cass : SCORPIN says:

O_o

(E-mail Retracted) (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Cass, I always wanted to tell you...

Well...

I've...I've always wanted to...

Ya know...

Play scrabble.

Cass : SCORPIN says:

PEDOPHILE

PEDOPHILE

 

(E-mail Retracted) (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Wanna play scrabble?

Cass : SCORPIN says:

nty

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zrebmob ru nitoohs ecapsria ru ni si esreveR - "I'm not an atheist! I believe in Eri Kasamoto! says:

JOHN

zrebmob ru nitoohs ecapsria ru ni si esreveR - "I'm not an atheist! I believe in Eri Kasamoto! says:

WHY ARE TOILETS NAMED AFTER YOU

Commander Evil says:

because I have a shitty sense of humor

Commander Evil says:

BUDUM-BUM-TISH

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(E-mail Retracted) (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

So

How are we doing with hating Obama today

LOOKS ni kcab si esreveR - "I'm not an atheist! I believe in Eri Kasamoto! says:

He's making a health-care plan that'll fuck us up big-time

(E-mail Retracted) (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

i herd dat obama wuz gunna took to kidz aboot being sucsessful in life and staying in skool and dat it is actually a cover up for socialist propoganda

LOOKS ni kcab si esreveR - "I'm not an atheist! I believe in Eri Kasamoto! says:

I'll have to take about $10,000.00's worth of pills a month

And you all will be paying for it

(E-mail Retracted) (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Just ignore my comment

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I say:

 

Bardock9000 says:

 

Im jerking off and I see a blimp flashing

I say:

 

...

I say:

 

WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL'

Bardock9000 says:

 

Come on, I had to get a towl and wipe my hands

I say:

 

I better leave you to your hand

I say:

 

and your dick

I say:

 

see ya

I say:

 

...

I say:

 

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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