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New laws will come into the kingdom of Queen Chibi in order to keep order and protect us from free will crimes.

 

Also use this topic to pledge your loyalty, remember pledging means your soul is bound to the queen forever.

 

Remember the Royal Inquisition is here for your protection report all rebels or heretics to us, turning any in for reeducation or punishment will result in rewards, all hail queen Chibi for we are blessed.

Obey, serving is bliss

1: Thinking ill thoughts of the queen is heresy, report yourself for conditioning in order to remove such thoughts.

The queens thoughts are your own.

2: Speaking ill of the queen is also heresy and will result in having hot coals lodged in your mouth and then a good brainrinse.

Chibi will release you from the curse of free will.

3: Subjects will report for mental programming and additional conditioning in order to keep the mind free of error. Remember Random is resistance!

Give up your mind and a new world awaits you.

4: All new subjects must be subjected to heavy brainwashing, possible transformation, mind control, mental implants, nanobot injections, thought control and wear the correct royal uniform for your class at all times, this includes maids, knights, slave girls, mikos(Special rules for these please consult your queen if you wish to become a maiden)

You exist because Queen Chibi allows it, always prey to her nightly in thanks.

5: Resisting education, and mental programming will result in purification by the Royal Inquisition this will include undergoing the blessed agonies of queen Chibi. Those who survive the purifications will be conditioned and sent back into society.

Submit

6: Breaking the above laws multiple times and refusing to conform will result in a horrible bloody death.

Obey, a fate worse than death awaits if you resist.

7: Fire proof armor is banned from the kingdom.

 

Onto our next agenda the tennants of our state religion Chibism(New name pending on the queen)

1: Prey to Queen Chibi three times a day and before meals, failure to do so is a free will violation and heresy.

 

2: Keep the mind pure and free of error, think only of queen Chibi and her will shall bless you.

 

3: Complete the ritual of pain once a month.

 

Also for those that wish to join our religion as a priestess or Miko you must undergo the three blessid agonies.

 

I: The agony of the body.

II: The agony of the mind.

III: The agony of the soul.

 

Those who survive the agonies will ascend to become the queens personal obedient slaves and serve in the church eternally.

 

That is all for now, report to a terminal for newscast updates.

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1: Thinking ill thoughts of the queen is heresy, report yourself for conditioning in order to remove such thoughts.

The queens thoughts are your own.

 

...She's thinking about making motor oil into a soft drink too?

Unless Danbucks has already stole the idea and made it into coffee.

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God damn this is ass-boringly lawwwwwwwwng.

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What are you heretics talking about? Our great Queen Chibi blesses each and every one of her believers with miracles every day. Why, the very air we breath is a miracle brought only by Queen Chibi. Please, conform your evil ways and submit to the thought probing like me. You will feel much better and safer under it.

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this is a sticky, so I can post this

 

NEEDS MORE LACUS.

 

*walks off*

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