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Wingwolf

Deadlight

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In this day of FPS, Cover shooter, MMO, Sports based, Racing games. It's hard to remember the humble platformer.

 

UNTIL ONE DAY IT JUMPS ON YOUR RAGGED BODY WITH A DAGGER AND DEMANDS YOU SUCK IT'S PHALLUS DRY.

And on that note. I give you DEADLIGHT! This years most awesome platformer.

 

Now before you get all excited, It is only an Xbox arcade game, so it does lack a little in length, and it is console restricted.

 

But for those Xbox bros out there... You fuckers are in for a wild ride.

 

You cunts remember Abe's adventures? YEAH WELL I SURE FUCKING DO! This game, feels, like that. It's about honest platforming, timing and a quick head.

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But unlike Abe, our illustrious Wingwolf wannabe here can hand out some ass when needed. By the power of FIRE AXE!

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There is some Gunplay, but bullets are an uncommon commodity. No really... They are this time.

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This is one of those adventure platformers that will having you yelling yes, YES!

And then suddenly OH SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK NO, I EMPLORE YOU!

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All in all, it's a beautifully constructed peice of playable art, the scenery is just amazing. And the Art direction makes me want to yank my dick so hard it... Sorry.

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Xbox Brothers and Sisters. This game deserves a run. And at 1200 points... It's hardly reaching into your privates to find more change in your secret stash.

 

This game gets a Wingwolf approval rating of: FUCKING PLAY THIS SHIT.

 

And remember folks, when under zombie attack. Stay away from Hospita- Oh Gods no...

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I feel sorry for you non Xbox'ers. You outta luck. This game is legit.

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