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MikeMurdock

Sprite Wars Rts Unit Quotes

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Something fun for everyone. Mainly just make a list of lines if your soldiers were in a real time strategy game

 

The list

 

Trained

 

Selected

 

Move order

 

Attack order

 

Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit

 

When attacked

 

Repeatedly selected

 

Other lines

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Trained

KEKEKEKE

Selected

KEKEKEKE

Move order

KEKEKEKE

Attack order

KEKEKEKE

Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit

KEKEKEKE

When attacked

KEKEKEKE

Repeatedly selected

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEK

Other lines

SCREEEEEEEH

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That remind me, I still need to make that sprite wars game



anyway



Normal Tommy



Trained-


Ready Gov'!


"tally ho"


"OH, OH, Oh it's a lovely war!..."



Selected-


yes guv'ner?


HOORAH


"Abso-BLOODY-lutely"



Move order-"tally ho"


"It a long long way to tipperary..."


"If you want to find the general, I know where he is, I know where he is... "



Attack order-"ready, aimed, FIRE!"


"fire at will!"


(upon killing a enemy unit)"I love the sweet smell of cordite in the morning..."




Attack order ,but fighting a (much) stronger unit- '


ELL NO GUV'! You can do that yourself!


(seeing an superheavy tank) OH SHIP!


(seeing an UFO) OH CRAFT!


"ah Fuck-Oh SHIT I said Fuck! Oh FUCK I said SHIT!"


"KEEP CALM and kill the bloody buggars!"



When attacked-"bloody 'ell"


"WERE UNDER ATTACK"


"TAKE COVER!"



Repeatedly selected-"Don't make me come through that screen and kick your arse there guv'"


"When this bloody war is over...I'm going to shove my boot up the commander ass-"



Other lines



​(when invoking tea time)-TEA TIME!


(taunting axon troops) Three German Officers crossed the Rhine, Parlez-vous -Three German Officers crossed the Rhine-Wait, we can't sing that song here!



Tank unit


Trained


"READY"



Selected


"yes?"


Time to get some action



Move order


MOVE OUT!




Attack order



Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit


"Sir, this is a tank, not a landship!"



When attacked



Repeatedly selected



Other lines




Landship unit-(word of note, anything said by the captain of this unit is basically like BRIAN BLESSED would say if he was in charge of the unit)



Trained


LAND...HO...!!!


*Ship horn*



Selected


*Ship horn*



Move order



Attack order


CRY HAVOC AND UNLEASH THE HOUNDS OF WAR!!!


(upon ramming and/or running over a unit) CHOO CHOO BUGGARS!!!



Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit


HOW IS IS THIS POSSIBLE!!!


THE UNIT WE ARE ATTACKING, IS TOO DAMN BIG!!!



When attacked


DOGSBODIES!!!


ROADKILL!!!



Repeatedly selected


shh.....(stop clicking)...


Other lines


GORDON ALIVE-WAIT, he just die...OH COME ON NOW!!!


(upon ramming an enemy base) GOAL!!!

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Trained

I kill for the empire!

Let the onslaught begin!

invadin' time!

IT'S TIME TO WORK SLAVES!

 

Selected

Slaughter here!

Grunt reportin'!

Whadaya' want?

Scarab tank eré!

Voltor here!

Slave foreman reportin'

 

 

Move order

Righto"

yes my lord!

Affirmative!

Gettin' there!

Get to work!

 

Attack order

Kill em'! Kill em' now!

Crush em'!

GRRRRAAAAAGGGHH!

 

 

 

Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit

Ehhh OK

Somethin'more challenging?

Y-yes my lord!

 

When attacked

Arggghhhh!!!

 

Repeatedly selected

What? WHAT?!

Stop pokin' me it tickles!

Keep doing that and you'll be eating lead!

 

Other lines

We demand more resources!

Not enough dark matter!

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ScavArmy:

 

Man-at-arms

 

Trained

"Man-at-arms, fresh from training!"

"Okay, how do we start?"

 

Selected

"What is it, sir?"

"So, where do we go now?"

"I heard I was to be in the front line."

"Um, yeah?"

"Commander?"

 

Move order

"There we go."

"Let's have a walk."

"To that point."

"We march there."

"I'm on it."

 

Attack order

"Just a step closer to death."

"Oh boy, here it comes."

"That's scary."

"And there we have it."

"Remember the training..."

 

Attack order, but fighting a stronger unit

"Are you... sure of this?"

"Ehrm..."

"Better than nothing, I guess?"

"We die today?"

"Okay..."

 

When attacked

"They're here, they're here!"

"Oh God!"

"Welp...!"

"No, no, no!"

"I didn't ask for this yet!"

 

Repeatedly selected

"They said they'll give us either an M4 or M16. And honestly, I dunno why either."

"It's sad 'cause the mooks just always die. And we are mooks."

"Good thing they let me bring my laptop for netsurfing!"

 

Other lines

"I see junk laying around here."

"That could be our new tank over there."

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=Axonian Combat Grenadier=

 

 

Trained

Mustered and ready, sir!

Infantry reporting for duty!

 

Selected

Grenadier Korps, awaiting new orders!

Form up, lads, its HQ!

Coming in loud and clear, sir!

You have a mission, sir?

Awaiting your command, m'lord!

Riflemen, ready and waiting!

 

Move order

Alright lads, move out!
Jawohl, moving to co-ordinates!

Confirming move order!

Left! Left! Left, right, left!

Taking up position!

 

Attack order

Enemy spotted, open fire!

Form firing ranks, now!

Aggressive maneuvers!

Follow me to glory!

Remember, lads, short bursts!

 

Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit

They'll tear us apart in melee!
We're gonna need AT support!

What?! Oh, I mean, of course sir!

For every one of us who falls, ten more will take his place!

Death or glory!

 

When attacked

Return fire! RETURN FIRE!

Under attack, holding position!

Man down! Man down!

TAKE COVER!

Enemy contact, they're going loud!

 

Repeatedly selected

Yes sir, I read you!

Channels clear sir, no need to retry!

We appreciate your attention, sir!

 

Objective Capture

Point secure!
Consolidating our position!

Area taken, lets lock it down!

 

Morale Loss/Panic

Where the hell is the artillery?!

The sandbags won't hold! RUN!

Fall back! For Gods sake, fall back!

 

Upgrading

(Machine Gun) Who wants to carry the Buzzgun, then?

(Ironside) Stick close to the dustbin, boys!

(Sergeant) Step down, corporal, I'm taking command!

 

Using Abilities

- Foxhole

Get your tools out boys!
Put up those sandbags!
Digging in!

- Firing RPG-19

Aim for the weak spots!

Blow it open!

Rocket away!

 

Other lines

I swear, we've been over this ground ten fucking times!

This equipments giving me the sweats, again.

Anyone got a lighter?

 

 

=Axonian Surtur Battle Tank=

 

 

Trained

Refueling is complete, sir.

Armoured support is on the field.

 

Selected

Breakthrough unit, standing by.

Transmissions clear, awaiting orders.

Say that again, please?

Quiet down, its HQ!

My crew is ready for orders, m'lord.

 

Move order

Starting up the engines.

Crossing rough ground.

Treads tightened, lets move out.

Moving at cruising speed.

Watch out for mines!

 

Attack order

Gun ready! Fire!

Open up all weapons!

Turn to face them!

Sustained fire on my target!

Get me another shell ready!

 

Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit

Gimme the biggest shell we have!

Focus fire on the thinnest armor!

Keep us mobile, avoid return fire!

We'll be blasting at this thing 'til doomsday!

Keep the pressure up!

 

When attacked

Glancing hits! Glancing hits!

Hold position, return fire!

Get me eyes on that shooter!

Don't let 'em get in the blind spots!

SHIT! I think that one got through!

 

Repeatedly selected

Transmission lines are clear, sir.
Yes, m'lord, we are ready.

Something wrong with your radio, sir?

 

Upgrading

(Cupola Machine Gun) Oh great, another Buzzgun.

(Laser Cannon) Gloves on, boys, this thing gets hot!

 

Using Abilities

- Launching Smoke

Popping cover!
Smoke and shroud!

Cover our exit!

- Launching S-Mines

Launching explosives!

Clear the flanks!
Bahaha! Eat this!

 

Other lines

How we looking on that engine?

You can tell when these things are factory-fresh. The shite paint-job.

I'm sweating buckets in here!

 

 

=Axonian Stormcrow Fighter=

 

 

Trained

Stormcrow, flight check complete.

Refuelled and fully loaded.

 

Selected

Stormcrow, reporting.

Air superiority.

All systems check.

Please repeat that last statement.

Weapons ready, commander.

 

Move order

Taking off.

Watch my six.

Scouting run initiated.

Keep an eye out for SAMs.

Checking the currents.

 

Attack order

Precision strike initiated.

Target locked, fire when ready.

Initiate strafing run.

We have 'im on radar.

Vulcan cannon loaded.

Bring down those flyers!

 

Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit

We don't have sufficient ballistics, sir!

Drop down, increase speed!

Form up, this won't be easy!

Stay under their radar!

Fire the whole payload!

 

When attacked

Taking anti-air fire!

Evasive maneuvers!

Pull up! Pull up!

Get out of their field of fire!

Dodge that flak!

 

Repeatedly selected

Yes, sir, we are ready to engage.

Something else?

New orders?

 

Upgrading

(HEAT Bombs) Ready for tankbusting.

(Sidewinders) Anti-air weapons loaded.

 

Using Abilities

- Countermeasures

Dropping flares!
Get those missiles off our tail!

Countermeasures launched!

- Sensor Burst

Eyes in the sky.

Gathering intelligence.

Scanning the area.

 

Other lines

Wind resistance low, no contact.

Nothing on radar yet.

Continuing patrol.

 

 

=Axonian Sniper Grenadier=

 

 

Trained

Executioner, ready.

Keen eye on the battlefield.

 

Selected

I will take them out.

My rifle is yours.

Shh! ...Go ahead.

Ready for a stakeout.

Orders?
What?

 

Move order

Relocating.

Heading there now.

Moving to cover.

Getting in range.

Setting up there.

 

Attack order

Lining up the shot.

Taking 'em out.

Good as dead.

Say your prayers.

Heart or head?

 

Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit

Rounds ineffective!

Buttoning heavy vehicle.

Low chance of penetration!

Ugh.. of course, sir.

Setting up my shot... for what its worth.

 

When attacked

My position is compromised!

Requesting relocation order!

I'll hold them off!

They've spotted me!

They're closing in!

 

Repeatedly selected

What?!

Make it quick.

I'm busy.

 

Objective Capture

Taking vantage point.

Firing spot locked down.

Its ours, now.

 

Morale Loss/Panic

Relocating now!

They're everywhere!

My position won't hold! Falling back!

 

Upgrading

(Agrippa Rifle) Hahahaha. Now we're talking.

(Flash Grenades) Backup option, equipped.

 

Using Abilities

- Stealth Field

Going silent.

Preparing for ambush.

Off the radar.

- Laser-Marker

Lighting 'em up.

Eyes on the target.

Enemy position exposed.

 

Other lines

Smile, you sonuva--

Come to papa.

Say goodnight.

 

 

More possible lines;

Objective Capture

 

Morale Loss/Panic

 

Upgrading

 

Using Abilities

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Valhallan Spectres:

 

Trained

Spectre Commando, reporting for duty!

 

Selected

What is our mission, sir?

Awaiting orders!

Ready!

Sir!

 

Move order

Moving out!

Through the shadows.

Advancing, silently.

Roger!

 

Attack order

Go for the heads.

Leave no witnesses!

Fire!

Every bullet counts!

 

Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit

That's a big one!

Grenades!

Find it's weak spot!

Squad! Fire!

 

When attacked

They know we're here!

Our cover is blown!

Man down!

You will pay for that!

 

Repeatedly selected

Please repeat, sir.

Transmission incomplete, we need that again.

Uh, hello?

Lost connection, please repeat.

 

Other lines

Whoa, I can look straight into the sun with my helmet.

*whistling a tune*

 

 

 

 

Valhallan Cuirassiers:

 

Trained

Ready for action, sir!

 

Selected

Awaiting orders, sir!

Cuirassiers ready, sir!

Your orders, sir?

In position!

 

Move order

Cuirassiers, march!

Foward!

Advancing!

Of course!

 

Attack order

For Valhall! For the Empire!

Bayonets: CHARGE!

ATTACK!

In the name of the Empire!

 

Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit

Um... Yes sir!

Don't let it get close!

That's a big one!

Uh-Oh... Yes sir...

 

When attacked

We're under fire, sir!

Hostile contact!

Argh! Enemy fire!

 

Repeatedly selected

Is this frequency clear?

I'm sorry, sir?

Is this thing on?

Someone get a tech up here!

 

Other lines

Ah...hah...ACHOOO! *sniff* Sorry...

*tic* *tic* *tic*... Um, is this thing on?

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MECHVARAA NATIONAL ARMY

Recon/Initiative

Trained

Me ready, sir!

[random name and ranks] reporting to duty, sir!

Selected

Yes, sir!

Got it!

I'm here!

Move order

Roger that!

Let's move!

Move your arses, men!

Go to co-ordinate!

Maju!

Go, go, go!

Attack order

Attack!

FIRE!

Open fire! OPEN FIRE!

Take 'em al!

Hostiles, open fire!

Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit

Attack the weakpoint!

Use the hevy weapons!

Fire the mortar!

When attacked

Oh SHIT!

TAKE COVER!!!

AARGH!

Take cover to tank!

Repeatedly selected

Please move your cursor from me, sir!

Okay, okay...

I read you, sir!

Other lines

(when off duty and involving a vodka) VODKA TIME!!!

(random chatter) Sir, you still have the Playvoo magazine? I wanna read it, will be back it to you tomorrow.

(singing) "~We kicked Mazenovich's ass when we crossing Yozkaf River..."♫

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Trained:

"All hyped up!"

"Awaiting orders."

"Soooo... How likely am I to survive?"

"Rock'n'Roll is lock'n'loaded!"

Selected

"Yessir?"

"You summoned me?"

"You chose ME!?"

"Gimme a badguy."

Move order

"We're leggin' it!"

"Squad, move out!"

Singing:"On the road agaiiin..."

"I'm a lonely lonely loner. Headed down a lonely lonely road!"

Attack order

"Attacking your target."

"Bam! Bam! Bam!"

"I can do this all day!"

"'Ello 'ello 'ello! G'bye g'bye g'bye!"

Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit

"I don't have enough ammo to kill this thing!"

"I'll get blood on my combat suit..."

"You sure...?"

"Meh, whatever."

When attacked

"Taking fire!"

"Taking hits."

"They're opening up!"

"Baddies inbound!"

Repeatedly selected

"That tickles!"
"Stop. That."

"You're mean!"

"...No. Just... No."

Other lines

"I wanna go home!" -When wounded or routed-

"...Not sure how we can hold up.." -When injured/wavering and behind cover, especially when under fire-

"Mop the floor with their faces!" -Hand to hand ensues-

-Singing- "Everrrybody was kung fu fightiiing" -Hand to hand combat-

"Brawling was never my forte'." -Lost hand to hand, before death or taken prisoner-

"I need fire support at-Oh for goodness sake, just tap some buttons and use the radar!" -Under fire and calling for support-

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Standard footsoldier squad



Trained


Ready for combat!


Reporting!


Selected


What's the order?


Yes sir?


Hello commander!


Move order


Moving out!


Go go go!


Let's move boys!


Affirmative. Moving to the [area]


Attack order


Open fire!


Engage, engage!


Attacking targets by the [area].


Attack order ,but fighting a stronger unit


We'll do our best!


You sure you want us to attack?


When attacked


We've been spotted!


Contact!


AMBUSH!


Other lines


Medic!


We're being ripped to shreds!


JESUS CHRIST!


Son of a..


Throwing grenade!


Firing grenade!


Smoke out!


Flashbang out!


GRENADE!


FLASHBANG!


Enemy [vehicle]!


Watch your aim! (used when an allied shell/bomb injures or kills a soldier)


Did Monster give that damn order?!


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