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ITT: We make random quotes with obscure references.
Kickstart!
We had a teacher who was so strict... you weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons.

She used to stand out the front going 'NOOOO BREATHING!' And you had the whole morning to get through.

The weak ones just used to keel over and die; you'd hear them going down behind you: 'KA-POOM, KA-POOM, KA-POOM!'

And there was always a whiny kid going 'Miss... can I go out and do some breathing?', and she said 'NO, Y'GOT ALL PLAYTIME TO DO THAT!' and they'd go 'oh, go on miss, go on!'

D'you know, at the beginning of the week there 48 kids in my class; at the end of the week there were only five of them left. ...Yeah.

D'you know, at the end o' the day, you'd be stepping over kids just to get out the room.

'Oh no! ...There's Barrister. That's a shame, he was really nice. There's Robotnik. Huhuh! Hard luck, Julian! Always knew you were a bit weak!'

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ITT: We make random quotes with obscure references.

Kickstart!

We had a teacher who was so strict... you weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons.

She used to stand out the front going 'NOOOO BREATHING!' And you had the whole morning to get through.

The weak ones just used to keel over and die; you'd hear them going down behind you: 'KA-POOM, KA-POOM, KA-POOM!'

And there was always a whiny kid going 'Miss... can I go out and do some breathing?', and she said 'NO, Y'GOT ALL PLAYTIME TO DO THAT!' and they'd go 'oh, go on miss, go on!'

D'you know, at the beginning of the week there 48 kids in my class; at the end of the week there were only five of them left. ...Yeah.

D'you know, at the end o' the day, you'd be stepping over kids just to get out the room.

'Oh no! ...There's Barrister. That's a shame, he was really nice. There's Robotnik. Huhuh! Hard luck, Julian! Always knew you were a bit weak!'

 

You think you can slip a Micheal Rosen monologue under my nose?

 

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Think again.

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That was too obvious people know what the hell was that.
Here again:

 

What's this? Mega Man Battle network series? Mega Man 64? Did they really make it that far? No, that was just the Nintendo 64's stupid gimmick of putting 64 at the end of every fucking title.

 

I MADE IT! I'M A SUCCESS! I CAN'T BE TOUCHED! I don't give a fuck. Fuck the whole world.

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I've got a head like a ping pong ball!

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