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JaredKlief

The Sprite Wars Joke Section

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Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach?

Well, it's not hard.

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What do you call an overweight baby?

Heavy infantry.

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An elephant and a camel meet on a road..

Elephant: Say, why is it you have your breasts on your back?

The camel paused for a second.

Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a genital on his face.

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Father: “Son, you were adopted.”

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

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Fregata's still getting used to the variety of environments on the unnamed planet, so I recommend you BEAR with them!

 

I'll see myself out.

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