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Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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An elephant and a camel meet on a road..

Elephant: Say, why is it you have your breasts on your back?

The camel paused for a second.

Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a genital on his face.

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Father: “Son, you were adopted.”

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

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If the Kugestaldt Republic was owned by Elon Musk, they'd be cloning cat girls right about now.

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