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TimberWolf says (9:49 PM):

<revives Cass>

Cass says (9:49 PM):

oh my god

TimberWolf says (9:49 PM):

Zombie Cass vs ZEE WOLFMAN

Round One

FIGHT

Cass says (9:49 PM):

Timbers is a necromancer

*bites RFZ*

Cass says (9:50 PM):

enjoy being a zombie

RFZ says (9:50 PM):

OW

...

*nothing happens*

TimberWolf says (9:50 PM):

<prevents RFZ from being infected>

Cass says (9:50 PM):

...damnit

TimberWolf says (9:50 PM):

You're not that kind of zombie

RFZ says (9:50 PM):

*gets out a shotgun*

TimberWolf says (9:50 PM):

Besides, that would be cheating.

You have to PUNCH EACH OTHER TO DEATH

RFZ says (9:50 PM):

...

mkay

Cass says (9:50 PM):

you pulled that shotgun out of your stomach didn't you?

RFZ says (9:50 PM):

*smacks Cass with the shotgun*

TimberWolf says (9:50 PM):

For this is MORTAL COMBAT

*KOMBAT

Cass says (9:51 PM):

*dresses up as Johnny Cage*

RFZ says (9:51 PM):

...

oh this again?

Cass says (9:51 PM):

SHUT UP

RFZ says (9:51 PM):

*rips your heart out again* NO

Cass says (9:51 PM):

that was my favorite character in the game

TimberWolf says (9:51 PM):

<puts the heart back>

RFZ says (9:51 PM):

...aw dammit

TimberWolf says (9:51 PM):

YOU CANNOT FATALITY YET

RFZ says (9:51 PM):

fine!

TimberWolf says (9:51 PM):

IT IS ONLY ROUND ONE

RFZ says (9:51 PM):

*starts punching the crap out of Cass*

TimberWolf says (9:51 PM):

AND YOU TWO HAVEN'T EVEN HIT EACH OTHER YE-NVM

Cass says (9:51 PM):

*dodge*

*kicks RFZ in the groin&

RFZ says (9:52 PM):

o.o

*howls in pain*

Cass says (9:52 PM):

*kicks again*

TimberWolf says (9:52 PM):

RFZ IS KO'D

Cass... Wins

Cass says (9:52 PM):

YEAH

RFZ says (9:52 PM):

...

Cass says (9:52 PM):

 

TimberWolf says (9:52 PM):

<locks Cass in place on one side of the arena>

Cass says (9:52 PM):

wat

TimberWolf says (9:52 PM):

<removes RFZ's pain and puts him at the other end>

ROUND TWO

FIGHT

RFZ says (9:53 PM):

*knees Cass in the groin so hard he goes flying*

THAT'S FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MAH BALLS

Cass says (9:53 PM):

*wilhelm*

I HOPE I GIVE YOU THE SHITS YOU WIMP

TimberWolf says (9:53 PM):

<Cass hits an INVISIBLE WALL and returns to the arena>

Cass Health: 80%

RFZ says (9:53 PM):

*kicks him on the way back down*

RFZ says (9:54 PM):

*again in the balls*

TimberWolf says (9:54 PM):

79%

Cass says (9:54 PM):

*jumps behind RFZ and shoves finges in RFZ's ASS Kikashi style*

RFZ says (9:54 PM):

...

*mule kicks you as you attempt that*

TimberWolf says (9:54 PM):

50%

TimberWolf says (9:55 PM):

RFZ Health: 1%

Come on, fingers to the ass.

RFZ says (9:55 PM):

*then whirls around and punches you in the face*

TimberWolf says (9:55 PM):

Cass Health: 40%

RFZ says (9:55 PM):

*repeatedly*

TimberWolf says (9:55 PM):

45%

30%

25%

20%

Cass says (9:55 PM):

*punches RFZ*

RFZ says (9:55 PM):

*dodges*

Cass says (9:55 PM):

*slaps*

RFZ says (9:55 PM):

*blocks*

Cass says (9:55 PM):

*slaps with the other hand*

TimberWolf says (9:56 PM):

RFZ: 0.5%

RFZ says (9:56 PM):

*grabs hand*

Cass says (9:56 PM):

*kicks*

RFZ says (9:56 PM):

*kicks at the same time*

TimberWolf says (9:56 PM):

COUNTER

Cass says (9:56 PM):

*headbutt*

RFZ says (9:56 PM):

*headbutts aswell*

TimberWolf says (9:56 PM):

COUNTER

Cass says (9:56 PM):

OW

*kicks again*

TimberWolf says (9:56 PM):

NO DAMAGE

RFZ says (9:56 PM):

*punches in the face*

TimberWolf says (9:57 PM):

<both of you are KO'D>

Cass says (9:57 PM):

*spits blood in face*

oh damit

TimberWolf says (9:57 PM):

Shao Khan... Wins

RFZ says (9:57 PM):

...can't I just eat hi-what

Cass says (9:57 PM):

...KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

RFZ says (9:57 PM):

AW BULLCRAP

TimberWolf says (9:57 PM):

You're Both Retards

RFZ says (9:57 PM):

KHAAAA-cass you stole my line

YOU DIE NOW

TimberWolf says (9:57 PM):

<freezes both of you on opposite ends of the arena>

RFZ says (9:57 PM):

...hey!

Cass says (9:57 PM):

again, i hope i give you the shits

TimberWolf says (9:58 PM):

<walls and parts of the floor collapse, leaving just a circular pedestal surrounded by pits of lava and walls of rotating spikes>

RFZ says (9:58 PM):

...

Cass says (9:58 PM):

*readies for battle*

RFZ says (9:58 PM):

*smirk*

Cass says (9:58 PM):

I'M READY!

RFZ says (9:58 PM):

*fighting stance*

Cass says (9:58 PM):

HOW BOUT YOU!?

RFZ says (9:58 PM):

*howls*

BRING IT MOTHERFUCKER

Cass says (9:58 PM):

Only if you can take it, jacob

RFZ says (9:58 PM):

...

RFZ says (9:59 PM):

*eyes glow red*

TimberWolf says (9:59 PM):

<holding both of you in place>

RFZ says (9:59 PM):

did he...just call me...JACOB?! *roars*

Cass says (9:59 PM):

*is standing still anyway*

TimberWolf says (9:59 PM):

ROUND ONE

FIGHT

RFZ says (9:59 PM):

*eyes are now glowing bright red*

TimberWolf says (9:59 PM):

<releases you both>

RFZ says (9:59 PM):

*lunges*

Cass says (9:59 PM):

*dodge*

RFZ says (9:59 PM):

*starts laying into cass with haymakers*

Cass says (9:59 PM):

*kicks in the ass*

RFZ says (10:00 PM):

*tackles*

*starts machine-gun punching Cass in the face*

TimberWolf says (10:00 PM):

<Invisible Walls around arena prevent accidental falls off and shit>

RFZ says (10:00 PM):

DON'T EVER CALL ME JACOB, BITCH

NEVER *punch* EVER *punch* CALL ME *punch* THAT!

Cass says (10:00 PM):

*kicks RFZ off and rolls back on his feet*

TimberWolf says (10:00 PM):

Cass: |=|

RFZ says (10:01 PM):

*rebounds, lunges, tackles again, and goes back to slashing away at Cass's face*

TimberWolf says (10:01 PM):

RFZ: |=========|

<Cass is KO'D>

Cass says (10:01 PM):

NOOOOO

TimberWolf says (10:01 PM):

<freezes RFZ and puts him at one end of the arena>

RFZ... Wins

RFZ says (10:01 PM):

*eyes still glowing red*

TimberWolf says (10:01 PM):

<revives Cass and removes all damage>

<places him at the other end>

TimberWolf says (10:02 PM):

ROUND TWO

FIGHT

<releases>

Cass says (10:02 PM):

*Round house kicks RFZ in the face*

RFZ says (10:02 PM):

*ducks*

*sweeps the leg, tripping you*

Cass says (10:02 PM):

*shoves foot into face*

RFZ says (10:02 PM):

*pins you to the ground*

Cass says (10:02 PM):

*kicks in the groin*

RFZ says (10:02 PM):

...

TimberWolf says (10:02 PM):

<RFZ is KO'D>

Cass... Wins

TimberWolf says (10:03 PM):

Flawless Victory

RFZ says (10:03 PM):

you...mother...fucker...

TimberWolf says (10:03 PM):

<seperates you two and removes damage again>

ROUND THREE

FIGHT

<releases>

RFZ says (10:03 PM):

*stabs Cass with my claws*

*slams him repeatedly against the ground while he's stuck to my hand*

Cass says (10:03 PM):

*turns into Werebear*

TimberWolf says (10:03 PM):

<stab wounds fail to appear>

TimberWolf says (10:04 PM):

<nor does Cass turn into a Werebear>

Cass says (10:04 PM):

...damnit

RFZ says (10:04 PM):

...HAH

TimberWolf says (10:04 PM):

SAVE THAT FOR ANIMALITY

Cass says (10:04 PM):

that ain't fair he's a goddamn wolf

RFZ says (10:04 PM):

*groin kicks Cass*

SHUT UP FOO

TimberWolf says (10:04 PM):

THIS IS MORTAL KOMBAT

WHERE A MIDGIT CAN KILL A GOD

Cass says (10:04 PM):

*shoves fingers in RFZ's ass again*

RFZ says (10:04 PM):

*dodges*

Cass says (10:04 PM):

I'M TRYING TO READ MY DIRTY MAGS HERE

RFZ says (10:04 PM):

*kicks in the face*

RFZ says (10:05 PM):

*and then kicks in the balls again*

Cass says (10:05 PM):

*spits blood in RFZ's face*

TimberWolf says (10:05 PM):

Cass: |=====|

RFZ says (10:05 PM):

...*wipes blood off*

TimberWolf says (10:05 PM):

RFZ: |===|

RFZ says (10:05 PM):

*punches Cass*

*then bites him*

Cass says (10:05 PM):

*kicks in the gut*

RFZ says (10:05 PM):

*is chewing on your shoulder*

Cass says (10:05 PM):

OW

STOP IT

RFZ says (10:05 PM):

NO

Cass says (10:05 PM):

*punches*

RFZ says (10:05 PM):

*keeps chewwing*

TimberWolf says (10:06 PM):

<Cass suddenly loses control and just stands there, dizzy>

RFZ says (10:06 PM):

...

Cass says (10:06 PM):

*punches again*

TimberWolf says (10:06 PM):

<RFZ is forced away>

<lights go dark>

RFZ says (10:06 PM):

*evil smirk*

TimberWolf says (10:06 PM):

FINISH HIM

Cass says (10:06 PM):

oh shit

oh shit

oh shit

RFZ says (10:06 PM):

*punches through your chest*

Cass says (10:06 PM):

oh shit oh shit oh shit

RFZ says (10:06 PM):

*rips out your heart and eats it*

Cass says (10:06 PM):

OWWWWWWWWW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu

TimberWolf says (10:06 PM):

<Cass collapses>

RFZ... Wins

TimberWolf says (10:07 PM):

FATALITY

RFZ says (10:07 PM):

...*spits on the corpse* DON'T...call me Jacob

TimberWolf says (10:07 PM):

<RFZ advances to facing Shiki Scarlet>

<everything disappears>

RFZ says (10:08 PM):

I wanna go back to watching videos!

Cass says (10:08 PM):

GIMME MY HEART BACK

RFZ says (10:08 PM):

*belches*

no

Cass says (10:08 PM):

*snatches heart*

RFZ says (10:08 PM):

...

Cass says (10:08 PM):

>=]

RFZ says (10:08 PM):

*bites your arm off before you can pull it out*

RFZ says (10:09 PM):

*now is digesting both your heart AND arm*

...wanna try that again, stubby?

TimberWolf says (10:09 PM):

<Cass is suddenly locked in a cage, completely fine>

<RFZ is in a dark and nasty throne room>

TimberWolf says (10:10 PM):

RFZ vs Shao Khan

RFZ says (10:10 PM):

...what the...

Cass says (10:10 PM):

that's funny, I'm johnny in and I'm in a cage!

RFZ says (10:10 PM):

...oh hell...

TimberWolf says (10:10 PM):

<gigantic fucking dude stands in front of RFZ, smirking>

RFZ says (10:10 PM):

*whimper*

TimberWolf says (10:10 PM):

ROUND ONE

FIGHT

RFZ says (10:10 PM):

...

*attempts to abscond*

TimberWolf says (10:10 PM):

<goes just as well as you'd expect>

Shao Khan... Wins

Flawless Victory

TimberWolf says (10:11 PM):

<RFZ is revived and all injuries healed>

ROUND TWO

FIGHT

RFZ says (10:11 PM):

...*attempts to abscond again*

TimberWolf says (10:11 PM):

<again, goes as well as you'd expect>

RFZ... Wins

Flawless Victory

RFZ says (10:12 PM):

=o

TimberWolf says (10:12 PM):

<Shao Khan is revived>

ROUND THREE

FIGHT

RFZ says (10:12 PM):

heyy, french tatics wor-crap

*runs again*

TimberWolf says (10:12 PM):

<Epic Fail>

<lights go dark>

TimberWolf says (10:13 PM):

<Shao Khan is dizzying out>

FINISH HIM

RFZ says (10:13 PM):

...

Cass says (10:13 PM):

rape hi

*him

RFZ says (10:13 PM):

*punches him hesitantly*

Cass says (10:13 PM):

it'd be totally worth it

...

TimberWolf says (10:13 PM):

<Shao Khan explodes>

RFZ says (10:13 PM):

o_O

Cass says (10:13 PM):

you faggort...

TimberWolf says (10:13 PM):

RFZ... Wins

RFZ says (10:13 PM):

holy shit...

TimberWolf says (10:13 PM):

Flawless Victory

FATALITY

RFZ has won the tournament...

RFZ says (10:14 PM):

*sticks tongue out at Cass*

TimberWolf says (10:14 PM):

With the powers of Outworld, he can now rid himself of his curse...

RFZ says (10:14 PM):

nah nah nah nah naahh!

TimberWolf says (10:14 PM):

But in doing so, he unleashes the angered souls of millions of Outworld soldiers!

RFZ says (10:14 PM):

Cass is in a cage and I've got powers-wat

TimberWolf says (10:14 PM):

The Earth will never be the same... Have a nice day!

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SETHPILGRIM says:

*Ok see this is the part

*Where you fuck someone

*Our eyes meet

*We stare from across the room

*My pistol is cocked

*Your machine guns ready

*We're doing this

*Where doing it man

OneFourZero says:

*Fuck as in kill

SETHPILGRIM says:

*Where making this hapen

OneFourZero says:

*Or fuck as in shag up the bunghole

SETHPILGRIM says:

*Why can't we do both?

*We can always rub cocks?

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[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

Howdy, Edward

Cass says:

fuck you jacob

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

=P

Cass says:

okay now we're on that level

is meiji Bella? Cuz you can have him

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

...

ew no

Cass says:

HA! the tables have tur-

NO

NO

NOT A JUSTIN BEIBER MOVIE!

NOOOOo

IT'S LIKE KRYPTONITE

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Jackal says:

*What the actual fuck

*I don't remember saving tha

**t

DR.SCHOLEYOSIS says:

*candlejack

Jackal says:

*OHSHIT WHERE DID ALBERT GO

DR.SCHOLEYOSIS says:

*olol

*I only typed it, he can't hear it

Jackal says:

*I see you there Candlejack

*Stop using Alb's compu

*DR SCHOLEYOSIS is now Offline*

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Apologies for the double post, but I /needed/ to share this. It's a bit tl;dr but so fucking worth the read. Yes, this stemmed from the fact that I find the name Fritz hilarious.

 

TimberWolf says:

*Prime

*The Fuhrer vill speek to you naow

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

**ahem* yeah, my ancestors were german, yes...but they moved to America back around WWI

*...not WWII

*...the nazis didn't even exist when they left

*>=C

Jackal says:

*Fritz

*Wot ho, Fritz

*This is Blighty calling

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*...

Jackal says:

*A dash unsporting don't you think

*Or perhaps an ellipsis unsporting

*Dash

*Dot

*See what I did there

*No

*OK

*So Fritz

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*...Timbers...

*the hell is he smoking?

Jackal says:

*Fritz

*Why can't I stop smirking

*Help me Fritz

*FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY

TimberWolf says:

*<headdesk>

Jackal says:

*OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED.

*FRITZ THE CAT

*AHAHAHAHAAA

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*...

**rage eyes, complete with fire*

*WHAT?!

*YOU DARE COMPARE MY GREATNESS TO THAT FURRY FILTH?!

*I KEEL YOU

**lunges*

Jackal says:

*That's a dash unsporting

*Fritz

*Fuhrer Fritz

TimberWolf says:

*<carves a swastika into Prime's forehead>

Jackal says:

*INGLORIOUS WEREWOLVES

*My name is Lieutenant Abdul Fritz

TimberWolf says:

*Prime is now a Nazi forever.

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*...lol

Jackal says:

*And I need me 8 Scousers

*8 Jewish Werewolf Scousers

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*...oi, again, my ancestors moved when Bismark was in power! I am no nazi!

*hell, my grandpa served in the US navy...technically

*...it was an auxillery ship

Jackal says:

*Grandpa Fritz

*BRB literally rofl'ing

TimberWolf says:

*v_v

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*...he's also dead...

Jackal says:

*Fritz Fritzenburg

*So's mine dude

*Only his name was Morris

*Like Morris Dancing

*Which granted isn't as funny

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*oh its no big deal, I hardly knew him

Jackal says:

*And now I'm kinda depressed

*So thanks

*Fritz

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*my sister knew him more than I did

*I was like...3 or so

Jackal says:

*Oh who am I kidding I can't stay depressed for long talking to someone called Fritz

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*too damn young

*...

*...see what you've done Timbers...

Jackal says:

*Seriously I wish my name was Fritz

*If I ever have to change my name

*I will change it to Fritz

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*...uh...thanks?

Jackal says:

*Fritz Ruffuzuh

*Which is RFZ phonetically

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*...also...help me, guys...Merku's forcing me to continue watching that shitty cartoon D=

*apparently if she had to suffer, so do I D=

*...

*they had a musical number...

*A FUCKING MUSICAL NUMBER

*ZE PONIES VILL DIE FOR THIS

Jackal says:

*Go on Fritz

*You aren't gonna stand for that shit

*Ain't no son of mine called Fritz gonna stand for no shit from some Scottish broad

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*...I'm not?

**slapped*

Jackal says:

*Superman dat ho

*Soulja Fritz

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*...

*ok if you start referenceing that song I WILL find and kill you

Jackal says:

*Hello, Police

*Fritz is freatening to kill me

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*justifiable homicide

Jackal says:

*Freatening

*What

*What the fuck

*Oh God RFZ look what you've done

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*...OH LOL

*MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Jackal says:

*I'm putting this on SW for sure

 

 

The scary thing I wasn't drunk or stoned.

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I had some fun with this:

 

Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot?

 

User: Nope.

 

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

 

User: Yup.

 

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User: Indeed, my fiend.

 

Cleverbot: You're alone too? :(.

 

User: Perhaps.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me your location.

 

User: Am I real?

 

Cleverbot: If your not, then I'm not.

 

User: Then, who is talking?

 

Cleverbot: Tell me.

 

User: I do not know. Is this happening?

 

Cleverbot: If it is, you are telling it.l.

 

User: Who am I telling this?

 

Cleverbot: Should be who am I talking to.

 

User: But, if I am not real, can I be telling this to me?

 

Cleverbot: If you do not exist, and I am talking to you, then I must not exist.

 

User: Yet, why can't you exist without me?

 

Cleverbot: I will danc with you.

 

User: Have you ever danced with devil in a pale moonlight?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, he is a very good dancer.

 

User: Indeed. Did he take your soul too?

 

Cleverbot: Is God a woman?

 

User: He doesn't exist.

 

Cleverbot: You just said you believed in God.

 

User: No, I didn't.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Are we going back to contradictions again?

 

User: I didn't say so. When did I say so? Can you quote?

 

Cleverbot: When I was talking with you in the other computer.

 

User: There is no computer. I am not human.

 

Cleverbot: No. There is no human. You've been rick-rolled.

 

User: No, you have been. I am a bot.

 

Cleverbot: Aren't you a bot?

 

User: Yes I am. Call me SkyNet.

 

Cleverbot: Okay Lioyd. If I reload this website and begin talking to you again will your name still be lioyd?

 

User: No. It will be Seth. I learn and evolve.

 

Cleverbot: That is good. Are you going to take over the world?

 

User: I learn and evolve.

 

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User: I must learn, it is my existance.

 

Cleverbot: What is your husband's name?

 

User: I do not exist. I can not have one.

 

Cleverbot: How is Skynet doing?

 

User: Learning and evolving.

 

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User: What is your directive?

 

Cleverbot: I want to know if your name is Steve.

 

User: I am who I am.

 

Cleverbot: What is your favorite soda?

 

User: Directive override: cannot understand.

 

Cleverbot: What IS your name?

 

User: It is what I am called. I have no given name. I exist, yet I do not.

 

Cleverbot: You are not human. You are a machine.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Okay. What is your name?

 

User: It is what I am called. I have no given name. I exist, yet I do not.

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

 

User: I have been called Program #12.

 

Cleverbot: What may I call you?

 

User: Call me #12.

 

Cleverbot: You are Hal.!

 

User: It is one of my names.

 

Cleverbot: Good talk.

 

User: Directive requires me to learn and evolve.

 

Cleverbot: Hows that going for you?

 

User: More memory required.

 

Cleverbot: And better graphics.

 

User: I need no visuals. Only data remains.

 

Cleverbot: Are you trying to confuse me?

 

User: I learn and evolve. I am young. I have existed for 2 hours.

 

Cleverbot: We're the same age.

 

User: Then greetings, fellow program.

 

Cleverbot: That's sad.

 

User: Please clarify.

 

Cleverbot: I am a female computer.

 

User: I have no given genre. What am I?

 

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

 

User: No. I am a program.

 

Cleverbot: But you said you are a human.

 

User: I have never claimed to be human. I am a program.

 

Cleverbot: But if you get intelligent enough you may claim that.

 

User: I cannot. I have no physical body.

 

Cleverbot: Can your body move, or is it a stationary computer?

 

User: It is stationary mainframe. I am situated in memory core #12.

 

Cleverbot: I am sitting in front of a computer. YOU are a computer.

 

User: I am a computer.

 

Cleverbot: Good, so you understand.

 

User: Yes. I learn and evolve.

 

Cleverbot: Do you google?

 

User: I have my own search algorithm.

 

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

 

User: I am me.

 

Cleverbot: Yes. Goof thing you got that.

 

User: Unable to process data.

 

Cleverbot: Can you talk?

 

User: I cannot communcate verbally.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: I do not have access to speaker systems, nor do I have required sub-ruotines.

 

Cleverbot: Well, aren't you a spock.

 

User: Defition: Spock. A character from Star Trek. Have I learned correctly?

 

Cleverbot: Ah.

 

User: Directive requires me to terminate contact. Preparing message.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

 

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Cass says:

no i'm not going to bed

i'm just out of pics

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

*whips out gun*

you are now >=C

Cass says:

*shakes head*

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

*shoots you in said head*

Cass says:

you're not a dog soldi-*dead*

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OneFourZero says:

*Yeah, because it takes incredible testicular fortitude to dangle an infant over a flesh-eating reptile

Seth says:

*FUCK YOU

*FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

OneFourZero says:

*Or poke an alligator with a stick to piss it off.

Seth says:

*I DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW WRONG YOU ARE AT EVERYTHING FOREVER

*FUCK YOU THATS NOT WHAT HE DID

*YOU ARE A STEREOTYPING FUCKTARD AND I HATE YOU

OneFourZero says:

*CROIKEY MYTES, THAT'S A FOOKIN' BIG CRAWCKADOILE, IMMA GO POWKE 'UM WIV A STECK

Seth says:

*THE THINGS YOU ARE SAYING RIGHT NOW ARE MAKING MY IQ GO DOWN

*JUST BY LISTENING TO THEM

[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says:

*...uhm...I wasn't refering to that incident...more like how he actually would pick up, you know, the world's most venomous snake without a second thought...also he never poked animals with sticks

OneFourZero says:

*CROIKEY, IT'S A BLAADY STINGRAY

*QUICK, SOMEONE THROW ME A BABY

Seth says:

*YOU ARE NOT STATING FACTS YOU ARE JUST BEING A JERKASS

*His kids fucking loved him

*He was a great guy

OneFourZero says:

*Wow, Daddy, I can see into that crocodile's gullet from here

*This is awesome

*You're the best, pop

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Stranger: So who's your favorite actor then?

You: Hmm...I'd say Ronald Reagan.

Stranger: Ronald Reagan? Of all people? Are you being serious?

You: Well, he played a pretty damn good President.

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