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Remilia Scarlet: I AM THE ARNOLD

Remilia Scarlet: COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

Remilia Scarlet: WHICH MEANS NOT DYING

Remilia Scarlet: WHICH WOULD BE VERY BAD

Remilia Scarlet: BECAUSE YOU WOULD NOT LIVE

Remilia Scarlet: BUT WOULD BE DEAD

Remilia Scarlet: WHICH IS DA OPPOSITE OF BEING LIVE

Mandemon: I bet what you just wrote is hilarious, but there is some stupid yeallow thing blocking half the text...

Mandemon: There we go, let's read thsi thing

Mandemon: Um, okay, where are we going?

Remilia Scarlet: TO HELL

Remilia Scarlet: WE MUST DEFEAT CYBER SATAN

Remilia Scarlet: AND GET THE POWER SWORD

Remilia Scarlet: TO DEFEAT AND SLAY

Remilia Scarlet: GOD

Mandemon: But I jsut came from there! D:

Remilia Scarlet: AND FREE MANKIND

Mandemon: Oh, I'm okay with that

Remilia Scarlet: *It also turns out the Westboro bapist church is the canon verson of christianity*

Remilia Scarlet: Mean you fight

Remilia Scarlet: PSYCHO FORM GOD

Mandemon: :D

Remilia Scarlet: empowered by the souls of dead children#

Mandemon: Doens'y it already work that way?

Remilia Scarlet: He also has a chair shaped like a deformed pipe organ

Remilia Scarlet: which sucks the souls of the dead up

Remilia Scarlet: and absorbs them into gods body

Remilia Scarlet: While playing horrific sounds

Remilia Scarlet: To defeat god

Remilia Scarlet: you must travel the planes

Remilia Scarlet: and find the heroes who will join your party

Remilia Scarlet: a black mage

Remilia Scarlet: a nuclear mage

Remilia Scarlet: a warrior

Remilia Scarlet: and a wingwolf

Remilia Scarlet: togerther you can defeat the EVIL

Mandemon: "God has gone insane. Are you bad enough to beat him?"

Remilia Scarlet: I should make that into a comic series sequiel to Edge

Remilia Scarlet: with retro video game themes shoved in

Mandemon: Yup

Mandemon: Group of pshycos going to kill God while throwing pop culture references, all in 8bit glory!

Remilia Scarlet: Go to heaven

Remilia Scarlet: defeat gods fortress bosses

Mandemon: Become The Guy

Remilia Scarlet: with multiple endings

Remilia Scarlet: including Mandemon deciding to take gods power and ruling over the multiverse

Mandemon: I am new God of the universe and I aprove this ending

Remilia Scarlet: You became the boss

Remilia Scarlet: you are great!

Remilia Scarlet: *Depressing credits music*

Mandemon: Remind me how becomeing god is the bad ending once again?

 

*edit*

 

Sami discussion, few minutes later.

 

Remilia Scarlet: http://www.majhost.com/gallery/merku/comics/Stupidstuff/mlp_invasion.png Whats ironic is this has come true due to the new MLP show friendship is magic

Remilia Scarlet: which everyone

Remilia Scarlet: even older males likes

Remilia Scarlet: and wants to indocranate otherse

Remilia Scarlet: http://www.ponychan.net/chan/ proof

Mandemon: Let them come, I say!

Mandemon: For we have weapon ultime power

Mandemon: It's called...

Mandemon: Dark Soul Of Humanity

Mandemon: Let them glimpse the /b/

Mandemon: adn them have tiny taste what we are

Remilia Scarlet: ...Mande

Remilia Scarlet: there already

Remilia Scarlet: here

Remilia Scarlet: *Poinies eat you*

Mandemon: I... may die... but *cough*.... I die.... FAPPING! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! *dies

Mandemon: *traumatizes ponies*

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Jackal says:

*Yeah

*I should probably sleep

*For the first time in like 48 hours

*Seriously I pulled an all-nighter

*Got about 3 hours sleep from 7am-10am

*Then walked about 2-3 fucking miles, maybe more

*With nothing to eat except a Nutri-Grain bar in the morning

 

Spartan says:

*you're insane

 

Jackal says:

*Basically

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O̰͉͙͠ṅ̉̋̽͏͉̩e͙ͥ̆̐ͥ̾̋͐͜Fͪ̑̾̀o̪͓͇̪̝̙̙u͓͈̓ͦ͛̇̋r̼͈͈̤̀̓͗̄ͦ̄͊Zͦ̉ͣ̉́ͧ͛e̻̍͋̔͂̅r̥͔̫̬o̥̥͖̭̽̓͐͌͂͠ says:

*As you know, I have absolutely no knowledge or appreciation of MSPA whatsoever

*Butt hat is really fucking good

*...

*Oh fuck

*Don't you dare

Seth says:

*Butt hat is really fucking good

O̰͉͙͠ṅ̉̋̽͏͉̩e͙ͥ̆̐ͥ̾̋͐͜Fͪ̑̾̀o̪͓͇̪̝̙̙u͓͈̓ͦ͛̇̋r̼͈͈̤̀̓͗̄ͦ̄͊Zͦ̉ͣ̉́ͧ͛e̻̍͋̔͂̅r̥͔̫̬o̥̥͖̭̽̓͐͌͂͠ says:

*Fuck you I'm putting this on Sprite Wars before you do

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esreveR says

Sometimes I imagine that he's playing Team Fortress 2. Then I imagine that he's masturbating.

Then I imagine that he's probably masturbating to Team Fortress 2.

At that point I become too afraid to think about what he's doing.

 

esreveR says

lol anon do you hate women or something

Anonymous says

most of them yes

if you've seen one you've seen them all

esreveR says

...dude you don't straight up SAY that

I was kidding ugh what the hell

even I know not to say that and I'm an asspie

 

See these things? They are known as my middle fingers. And I'm about to stab your fucking eyes out with them.

 

There's probably more of note but WLM sucks at pretty much everything including quote archiving so meh.

 

EDIT: More from my good friend. He brought up Infinite Stratos and how Charles Dunoa turned out to be a girl.

 

esreveR says

I can imagine that having a secretly female roommate would pose a lot of really awkward moments

"Are these panties?"

Anonymous says

why's there a fucking bra in my room?

esreveR says

And then she'd (he'd) go off saying you were the one that left it there

and then steal it later on

Anonymous says

I'll slap him before then

esreveR says

but then you'd be slapping a girl

of course not like you care

Anonymous says

I don't care

esreveR says

you hate women

Anonymous says

pshht

I didn't know I was that predictable#

I don't see why girls can hit guys and guys can't hit girls

in my view, if you've got moving lims, can defend yourself and you piss me off, I say it's a fair fight

*limbs

esreveR says

and you wonder why you have no female friends

Anonymous says

I don't

I don't wonder

esreveR says

that's even worse

Anonymous says

I just don't want any

they suck

esreveR says

much worse

Anonymous says

they're only good for eye candy

and that only applies for some of them

and I don't need to be friends with them to do them

esreveR says

>and I don't need to be friends with them to do them

 

what.png

Anonymous says

raep, pr0nz

esreveR says

oh christ

even I'm not this terrible

Anonymous says

I'm not really

I'm just saying

I just have no real interest in getting female friends

I have other things in my life that's more worthy of my attention

I never have any common interest with girls anyway

esreveR says

you do realize I'm about to post this on MSDB for epic lulz right?

Anonymous says

go on ahead

then i can sue you for copyright ciolation or invasion of privacy

esreveR says

>implying that will work

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esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says:

It just occurred to me

Bees' vaginas evolved into stingers

Does that mean that getting stung by a bee is implied rape?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

...

I...am just gonna ignore you brought this up since a bee almost stung me once...

esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says:

Hey, I'VE been stung once.

If not more than once.

Later that day...

 

Matt says:

halp reverse is driving me crazy

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

what's he doin now

Matt says:

threatening to lazer my ass if i don't talk to him

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

oh yeah, well thanks to him I found out I was nearly raped by a bumblebee

 

Meanwhile...

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Reverse?

Thanks to you, the infamous bees scene from Wicker Man has actually become legitimately horrifying. You took the unintentional comedy out of what was a funny scene.

esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says:

What?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Now when I hear someone yell "OH GOD NOT THE BEES", I won't laugh, but feel dirty. Because of you.

Because now whenever I see that scene, I can't help but think that its really a big, massive gangrape that I'm watching

esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says:

;_;

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esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says: (7:22:20 PM)

Dammit

 

esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says: (7:22:43 PM)

Why can't you just fire a counter-counter-counter laser

 

Matt says: (8:40:00 PM)

because that's dumb

 

esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says: (8:40:40 PM)

It won't sound so dumb when you get turned into a fine misr

 

esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says: (8:40:45 PM)

*mist

 

Matt says: (8:49:53 PM)

you're crazy

 

Matt says: (8:50:00 PM)

go away crazy persob

 

esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says: (8:50:47 PM)

No. Cass, I need ideas.

 

esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says: (8:51:08 PM)

How would I make a crab girl look pretty but still crablike?

 

Matt says: (8:57:43 PM)

does it matter?

 

Matt says: (8:57:53 PM)

she'll still have crabs

 

Matt says: (8:58:00 PM)

*dundun kish*

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and from the RFZ convo...

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:51:41 PM)

oh yeah, well thanks to him I found out I was nearly raped by a bumblebee

 

Matt says: (8:51:57 PM)

it's okay, we all were

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:52:30 PM)

*whimpers* but...this means...when they went after Nicholas Cage...

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:52:38 PM)

...it was a massive gangbanging...

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:52:45 PM)

*whimpers, then starts crying*

 

Matt says: (8:53:01 PM)

no

 

Matt says: (8:53:07 PM)

that was an orgy

 

Matt says: (8:53:14 PM)

oh god...

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:53:16 PM)

...but he didn't want it...

 

Matt says: (8:53:21 PM)

oh GOD

 

Matt says: (8:53:24 PM)

NO

 

Matt says: (8:53:27 PM)

NOT THE BEES!

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:53:38 PM)

...wait...bees...that's it!

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:53:44 PM)

convince them to attack Reverse!

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:53:59 PM)

the dirty girl is just asking for it!

 

Matt says: (8:54:17 PM)

hey if they had an orgy on him, what about the Pain from MGS3?

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:54:23 PM)

...

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:54:27 PM)

oh jesus

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:54:33 PM)

...you know what, I can't do this

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:54:44 PM)

I can't go on living in a world where insects can rape me

 

Matt says: (8:54:44 PM)

yeah, but you CAN put this on msn

 

Matt says: (8:54:48 PM)

ON SW

 

Matt says: (8:54:54 PM)

damnit

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:55:00 PM)

*whips out a Revolver filled with silver bullets*

 

Matt says: (8:55:06 PM)

NO RFZ NO

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:55:21 PM)

*sighs* its too late Cass, I made up my mind

 

Matt says: (8:55:25 PM)

it'll give you the shits after you die...ya fucking wimp

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:55:37 PM)

...*sniff*...wha...what?

 

Matt says: (8:55:52 PM)

doesn't dying make you...shit yourself?

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (8:56:04 PM)

...some people yes...

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Remilia Scarlet: Good news son your an MERICAN NOW

Remilia Scarlet: Heres your freedom pack

Remilia Scarlet: welcome aboard

Mandemon does happy dance

Mandemon: wait, Merican?

Mandemon: What the fuck is Merica?

Remilia Scarlet: also your get free health insurence

Mandemon: :DDDDDD

Remilia Scarlet: Terms and conditions apply

Remilia Scarlet: we don't cover cancer, cures of any kind, aids, STDs, colds and flus, broken bones, experenmental treatments and brain related issues or disabilites

Mandemon: Damnit, got all of those... can I get refund?

Remilia Scarlet: Robotnik: NO

Mandemon: :(

Mandemon: How about my own Giant Death Robot?

Remilia Scarlet: NO

Mandemon: Medium Death Robot?

Remilia Scarlet: NO

Mandemon: Small Death Robot?

Remilia Scarlet: What are we commies?

Mandemon: ...yes?

Remilia Scarlet: buy your own stuff

Mandemon: Okay

Remilia Scarlet: THIS IS THE LAND OF OPPRUNITY NOT GIVE ME FREE STUFF

Mandemon: first, need to rob bank

Mandemon: no wait

Mandemon: too risky

Mandemon: I jsut start huge comapny

Mandemon: run it to gound

Mandemon: and get huge bonuses!

Mandemon: BRILIANT!

Remilia Scarlet: *your company is bailed out*

Mandemon: :D

Remilia Scarlet: you make $92354923857234890349056

Mandemon: MORE BONUSES!

Mandemon: :DDDDDD

Mandemon is happy corrupt corporate executive

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