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  • 1 month later...

Puella Magi Shiki Scarlet says:

*takes you to room 101, tired up*

In the room ahead are two flesh eating ponies we shall release soon

Of course we also have your friend Storm

undergoing treatment too

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Yes...but Merku? You made one error

you told me this was a dream...this is now...a lucid dream...you know what that means?

...ASSUMEING DIRECT CONTROL

*turns you into a newt*

Puella Magi Shiki Scarlet says:

:0

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

*then turns you into...a potato*

Puella Magi Shiki Scarlet says:

Oh great

I'm a po ta to

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Jackal says:

*FUCK

*Just spilled yoghurt all down my trousers

*For fuck's sake

Jess says:

*are you sure you just didnt jizz your pants

Jackal says:

*Pretty sure, yeah

Jess says:

*BLAME IT ON THE YOGURT UH HUH

*its just yogurt you guys

Jackal says:

*How did it get on the outside of my pants

Jess says:

*i dont know, maybe you have really weird aim and it managed to shoot out the top of your pants

Jackal says:

*OK then, riddle me this

*Why does it taste like lemon

Jess says:

*what have you been eating.

Jackal says:

*Lemon yoghurt, evidently

Jess says:

*is that what kids call it these days

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Seth says:

A fifth film in the franchise has been confirmed, scheduled for release on September 14, 2012

Seth says:

this

Seth says:

is the way the world ends

Jack says:

It will get reviews

Jack says:

In negative values

Jack says:

NEGATIVE VALUES

Jack says:

WILL BE CREATED

Seth says:

JUST

Jack says:

TO RATE THIS FILM

Seth says:

ITS THAT BAD!

 

 

 

 

Seth says:

YOU CAN'T STOP ME

Mami says:

Uhh yes I can

Seth says:

well yeah

Seth says:

you can

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Jackal says:

*I ever tell you about that time me and my buddy Keith tried to make fireworks?

Seth says:

*Oh god go on

Jackal says:

*Now I don't know shit 'bout chemistry but I figgered gasoline burns, right

Seth says:

*anyway the zealot is all up and directing the grunts with fuel rods and the other elites

*and i come flying over with my bansheet

**banshee

*It turns to regard me

*and i turn on the acceleration

*and slam into it

*knocking it against a cliff face

*lol'd so hard.

*Also I might have live like Friday... anyway go on about gasoline.

*and yes it does.

*poke poke ;_;

Jackal says:

*Oh my God you are such a fucking chode I swear to God

*That was a Left 4 Dead 2 reference

Seth says:

*OH MY OGD

*YOU'RE RIGHT TOO

Jackal says:

*Did you actually think I was being serious

Seth says:

*OH GOD IM SO STUPID

*ELLIS

*FUCK

*OH MY GOD

Jackal says:

*You fucking moron

Seth says:

*as;ldfjSADJFSAIDJFSAFa

*shut the fuck up

*I haven't played it

*in literally a year

Jackal says:

*Neither have I

*:|

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Seth says:

they're blaming this chick

Seth says:

just because she and this new, earth destroying planet have the same name?

Mami says:

Because the scientist named the find after her

Seth says:

...oh my fucking god

 

 

Seth says:

remilia i am a growing boy

Seth says:

why are you exposing me to this

Mami says:

http://www.mangafox.com/manga/horriblefuckinglinkthatyouguyswontaccess

Mami says:

I must share my pain *Wayward vagaborn fear face*

Seth says:

Mami says:

bond

Seth says:

do you expect me to talk?

Mami says:

No mr bond I expect you to die

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esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says

SHE HAS NO SOCIAL LIFE BUT SHE CAN SHOOT

Briano Barillaro says

Ah the beautifule Noel.

esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says

Sometimes I wish I could shoot well enough that I wouldn't need a social life.

Briano Barillaro says

I say: why have both?

Because it would be kick ass.

esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says

"These guns don't fire bullets, they create space-time distortions to fuck up shit."

"Great! How much damage do they do?"

"Enough to knock you down and maybe tickle a bit."

"Uh huh...and what kind of range do they have?"

"You'll probably miss from two inches away."

"Hmm..."

lol fightan gaemz

Briano Barillaro says

Thats only if your swinging em around and do a backflipping cartwheel in the air. If you aim well enough, you might hit something thats about five feet away... buuuut don't expect it to hit anything between 0 and 4.9 feet.

esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says

heh

As a general rule, once guns are brought into fighting games, CAN OPEN, WORMS EVERYWHERE

Briano Barillaro says

Well at least we can go fishing afterwards.

esreveR droL taerG - "The opposite of Right-wing politics is Wrong-wing politics." says

heh

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Mandemon: Your bathroom is now a portla to Fairyland

Mandemon: What do?

Remilia Scarlet: Alright lads gear up, we're going to invade

Remilia Scarlet: Lush land

Remilia Scarlet: good for farming

Remilia Scarlet: real estate

Remilia Scarlet: and human coloniziation

Remilia Scarlet: GO GO GO

 

Atleast someone has priorities straight.

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Wingwolf says:

Boooooooored

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

k

Wingwolf says:

Thank you for that incredibly thought out and entertaining topic

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

lol

yer welcome =P

Wingwolf says:

Yooooou mutha fucka

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Hey, don't call me a mother fucker, uncle fucka!

Wingwolf says:

Shut your fucking faaaace uncle fuckaaaaa

You're a boner biting bastard uncle fuckaaaa

You don't eat nor sleep, nor mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all month long!

 

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

XD

You're an uncle fucka, yes its true! Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!

Wingwolf says:

#fart solo#

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