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MikeJMurdock: welcome to islan city 1 . the felniko people wishes for you to remove all catnip you might have

MikeJMurdock: last time someoen brought it in we had riots and a few cafes burned down

Mandemon: catnip? I have no catnip! You can't accuse me for having catnip! I'm a human being! Despite it being damn good business I do not deal in catnip. I certainly could not have any catnip in my bag. You are all so racist, I bet you accuse all humans of smugling catnip! I am going to make formal complai nabout you!

MikeJMurdock: Just needed to ask the question sir.

Mandemon: I know what this is! You all catpeople are always so damn arrogant, looking down on us humans! Get out my way, I need meet Don Meow...

MikeJMurdock: okay then...

Mandemon: FINE!

Mandemon: /walk away with the bag

Mandemon walks away with the bag

Mandemon: Hehehe... I fecth good price for this stuff...

MikeJMurdock: cats: CATNIP!!!!

MikeJMurdock: *riot beaks out again and some caninu people get set on fire at the stardogs

MikeJMurdock: dog: AHHH I'M ON FIRE

MikeJMurdock: GOD DAMN IT

Mandemon: Catnip! Get your catnip here! Only 200 US dollars per gram!

MikeJMurdock: *felniko people gives you anything for it even worldly pocessions

Mandemon: Whee! I

Mandemon: I

Mandemon: I'm rich!

Mandemon: Hehee, now get to get while this riot is on...

Mandemon sneaks away with new possession

MikeJMurdock: Felix Jensen:* looks at the other felnikos rioting*.:.... I never asked for this

Mandemon pops near by

Mandemon: I DID!

Mandemon leaves again

 

Because logic and common sense are for wussies.

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Okay , one or two people here know who Hez is already, but basically she's my gf. We set up this shared account on this one site for something, both knew the password, but she figured out i used it on other things and ended up logging into a few accounts. My MSN mainly. Just today CE hit me up for the first tim ein a while and what do you know...

 

Enginseer Legalus says:

SPARTAN ARE YOU THERE FOR REAL

[email protected] says:

I am here

Enginseer Legalus says:

BECAUSE LAST TIME I TRIED BOTHERING YOU I GOT SOME FRIEND OF YOURS

VERY IRRITATING

[email protected] says:

What

LOL

Enginseer Legalus says:

TO NOT SPEAK TO THE PERSON I WAS LOOKING FOR

[email protected] says:

DUDE

I THINK THAT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND

LOOOOOL

Enginseer Legalus says:

WELL TELL HER TO STOP LOGGING ON TO YOUR MESSENGER WHEN I TRY AND LINK YOU TO HORRIFIC PORNOGRAPHY

NO JUST KIDDING IT WAS A SILLY VIDEO

I WAS GONNA BOTHER YOU ABOUT SPRITEWARS BUT I SUDDENLY FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO BUG YOU ABOUT SPECIFICALLY

[email protected] says:

OH.

MY COMPUTER ISN'T VERY GOOD ANYMORE

I CAN'T DO MUCH WHEN IT COMES TO COMIC'ING

Enginseer Legalus says:

WHAT WAS SHE DOING ON YOUR MSN

[email protected] says:

logging into it

Enginseer Legalus says:

EXPLAIN THIS HORSERADISH

[email protected] says:

obviously

I GAVE HER MY PASSWORD

FOR A SHARED MAJHOST ACCOUNT

AND SHE FIGURED OUT I USE THE SAME ONE FOR EVERYTHING

Enginseer Legalus says:

oh boy here we go

WAIT HOW DO I KNOW I'M TALKING TO THE REAL SPARTAN

TELL ME SOMETHING ONLY HE WOULD KNOW

[email protected] says:

Uhh

I helped you arbitate stuff with shiki and a friend of hers

OMFG

CE

Enginseer Legalus says:

I thought everyone knew that

[email protected] says:

I HAVE TO SHOW YOU ESDAILe/RYIC FANART I MADE

also stfu no they didn't

 

 

 

 

 

[email protected] says:

Enginseer Legalus says:

SPARTAN ARE YOU THERE FOR REAL

[email protected] says:

I am here

Enginseer Legalus says:

BECAUSE LAST TIME I TRIED BOTHERING YOU I GOT SOME FRIEND OF YOURS

VERY IRRITATING

[email protected] says:

What

LOL

 

You have just sent a nudge.

 

[email protected] says:

OMFG

DID YOU TALK TO CE WHEN YOU HACKED ME?

Haruka says:

LMFAO

[email protected] says:

Enginseer Legalus says:

TO NOT SPEAK TO THE PERSON I WAS LOOKING FOR

[email protected] says:

DUDE

I THINK THAT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND

LOOOOOL

Haruka says:

YES

HE SPOKE TO ME

IW AS LIKE

LOLWUT

[email protected] says:

*Hugs*

That's funny as fuck I'm putting it in the IM convo topic

Enginseer Legalus says:

WELL TELL HER TO STOP LOGGING ON TO YOUR MESSENGER WHEN I TRY AND LINK YOU TO HORRIFIC PORNOGRAPHY

NO JUST KIDDING IT WAS A SILLY VIDEO

 

AOSJFOPJSAFA.

Haruka says:

LMFAO

[email protected] says:

nginseer Legalus says:

WHAT WAS SHE DOING ON YOUR MSN

[email protected] says:

logging into it

Enginseer Legalus says:

EXPLAIN THIS HORSERADISH

[email protected] says:

obviously

 

"logging into it"

am i a snarky bitch

Haruka says:

yes

[email protected] says:

Anyway

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MikeJMurdock: what's up

Mandemon: nothign really

Mandemon: well

Mandemon: except I saw that my coffee was out

Mandemon: and I haven't had my coffee yet

Mandemon: and It IS SligTly STArtinG tO uHIngE Me

Mandemon hand is twitching

MikeJMurdock injects you with pure coffee beans

Mandemon is suddenly all sunshine and rainbows

Mandemon: ISN'T IT WONDERFUL DAY

MikeJMurdock: yes it is

Mandemon: I AM SO HAPPY I COULD RAPE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW

Mandemon: YOU LOOK GOOD CANDINATE

Mandemon: SO

MikeJMurdock: o.o

Mandemon: I GIVE YOU 5 MINUTES HEADSTART

Mandemon: RUN LITTLE PUPPY

MikeJMurdock gets in his fdlight pod and fly away

Mandemon: OH I LOVE WHEN THEY PLAY HARD TO GET

Mandemon: COME HERE LITTLE PUPPY

Mandemon: I PROMISE TO USE LUBRICATE!

Mandemon runs after Mike

MikeJMurdock continues to fly away to find the space ship

Mandemon: OOH YOU LIEK TO DO IT IN ZERO G?

Mandemon: I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THAT!

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This has to be saved. So classic. Edited to go from oldest to newest.

 

 

Cass : help! I'm being attacked by stop motion skeletons!

Mandemon : Do not fear, CGI is here!

Mandemon : *Stop motion skeletons turn into crappy CGI skeletons*

Cass: that's even worse!

Mandemon : Ohkay

Mandemon : how about...

Mandemon : *replaces CGI skeletons with 20$ budget animations*

MikeMurdock ... : *replaces cass's eyes with twinkies*

MikeMurdock ... : better?

Cass:...oh my god you guys are on drugs

 

 

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RFZ: she claimed to be a pyrokinetic?

RFZ: pff...I WISH that could be true...

RFZ: setting shit on fire with your mind? Hell, sign me up

=HoV= Wingwolf: would be handy

=HoV= Wingwolf: but if you had a really tough shit say good by to your house

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The Mind of Madness at its best.

 

Matt says: (5:44:37 PM)

i'm tempted to unblock reverse

Matt says: (5:44:42 PM)

but then i forgot

Matt says: (5:45:06 PM)

and then i remembered again

Matt says: (5:45:14 PM)

and then I remembered the bees

Matt says: (5:50:50 PM)

you remember the bees don't you

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (5:51:08 PM)

*growl*

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (5:52:12 PM)

shaddup about the bees

Matt says: (6:00:17 PM)

THEY ONLY WANT TO GIVE THEMSELVES TO YOU

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (6:00:48 PM)

*growls louder* stop iiit...

Matt says: (6:01:52 PM)

*sheogorath voice* OH NO, NOT THE BEEES!

Matt says: (6:03:08 PM)

*a whole swarm of bee people appear*

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (6:03:12 PM)

...

Matt says: (6:03:23 PM)

...

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (6:03:29 PM)

call off the bees before I get tempted to eat you...

Matt says: (6:03:35 PM)

i don't know if this is my doing

Matt says: (6:03:39 PM)

or Roger Corman's

[email protected]hoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (6:08:14 PM)

...

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (6:08:21 PM)

*mauls*

Matt says: (6:08:44 PM)

NO

 

Matt says: (6:08:44 PM)

NO

Matt says: (6:08:45 PM)

NO

Matt says: (6:08:49 PM)

OOOOOOOOONONONOONONONONO

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (6:09:06 PM)

*stops*

Matt says: (6:10:23 PM)

*slaps* NEVER

Matt says: (6:10:24 PM)

EVER

Matt says: (6:10:27 PM)

MAUL ME AGAIn

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (6:10:35 PM)

...

Matt says: (6:10:57 PM)

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (6:10:59 PM)

well considering slapping me just gave me incentive to do it again...I'm curious to see how you plan to stop this...

Matt says: (6:11:45 PM)

...

Matt says: (6:11:51 PM)

*snaps fingers*

Matt says: (6:11:57 PM)

*the bee women appear*

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (6:12:00 PM)

...

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (6:12:06 PM)

you have made your point

Matt says: (6:12:07 PM)

Have fun, motherfucker

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (6:12:13 PM)

...wait...what

Matt says: (6:16:17 PM)

*walks away as the bee women charge at you with their stingers*

Matt says: (6:16:26 PM)

*hears only your screams in the background*

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Always trust future people.

 

Mandemon: Hey, this is Mandemon from 2 weeks from now on

MikeJMurdock: o:

Mandemon: I will soon start talking some weird shit about planets and insects

Mandemon: I need you to ingnore me, let me see...

Mandemon: around 5 minutes

Mandemon: and whatever you do

Mandemon: DON'T SAY MAGIC WORD

Mandemon: It will cause Earth to be invaded by giant spiders

Mandemon: kinda pain in the ass

Mandemon: so yeah, that all I wanted to say. Now excuse me, insect overlords want me to wash their legs

Mandemon: REMEMBER WHAT I SAID

MikeJMurdock: o.o ok

Mandemon: Spiders are above insects

Mandemon: Insects pollute their planet

Mandemon: Planets aling still

Mandemon: When planet belowe planet is planet

MikeJMurdock: oh well

Mandemon: spiders awaken

Mandemon: and truth is revealed

Mandemon: but still

MikeJMurdock: as long as they killed dirty mike and the boys

Mandemon: planet is not insect

Mandemon: what is spider?

Mandemon: when is planet?

MikeJMurdock: they had sex in my car

Mandemon: Arachnid Empire thanks you for your co-operation. Invasion fleet will arrive in 4 solar cycles. This is an automated message.

MikeJMurdock: tell them to kill dirty mike and the boys

Mandemon: You Mike, it's me again, got some leave

Mandemon: YOU BLEW IT UP!

Mandemon: GOD DAMN YOU

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