Freak Ops Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 ITT: We make random quotes with obscure references.Kickstart!We had a teacher who was so strict... you weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons. She used to stand out the front going 'NOOOO BREATHING!' And you had the whole morning to get through. The weak ones just used to keel over and die; you'd hear them going down behind you: 'KA-POOM, KA-POOM, KA-POOM!' And there was always a whiny kid going 'Miss... can I go out and do some breathing?', and she said 'NO, Y'GOT ALL PLAYTIME TO DO THAT!' and they'd go 'oh, go on miss, go on!' D'you know, at the beginning of the week there 48 kids in my class; at the end of the week there were only five of them left. ...Yeah. D'you know, at the end o' the day, you'd be stepping over kids just to get out the room. 'Oh no! ...There's Barrister. That's a shame, he was really nice. There's Robotnik. Huhuh! Hard luck, Julian! Always knew you were a bit weak!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[CommanderCool] Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 ITT: We make random quotes with obscure references. Kickstart! We had a teacher who was so strict... you weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons. She used to stand out the front going 'NOOOO BREATHING!' And you had the whole morning to get through. The weak ones just used to keel over and die; you'd hear them going down behind you: 'KA-POOM, KA-POOM, KA-POOM!' And there was always a whiny kid going 'Miss... can I go out and do some breathing?', and she said 'NO, Y'GOT ALL PLAYTIME TO DO THAT!' and they'd go 'oh, go on miss, go on!' D'you know, at the beginning of the week there 48 kids in my class; at the end of the week there were only five of them left. ...Yeah. D'you know, at the end o' the day, you'd be stepping over kids just to get out the room. 'Oh no! ...There's Barrister. That's a shame, he was really nice. There's Robotnik. Huhuh! Hard luck, Julian! Always knew you were a bit weak!' You think you can slip a Micheal Rosen monologue under my nose? Think again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak Ops Posted May 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 That was too obvious people know what the hell was that.Here again: What's this? Mega Man Battle network series? Mega Man 64? Did they really make it that far? No, that was just the Nintendo 64's stupid gimmick of putting 64 at the end of every fucking title. I MADE IT! I'M A SUCCESS! I CAN'T BE TOUCHED! I don't give a fuck. Fuck the whole world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhalo Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 I've got a head like a ping pong ball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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