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Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

...just five more minutes.

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“Ever since she lost her job, my wife’s identical twin sister is living with us until she gets on her feet,” I told my friend.

He asked, “Just want to know, how do you tell them apart?”

“Why should I?”

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Three blonds are out walking in the Forest when they come across a set of tracks..

“Those are deer tracks!” Said the first.

“No! They’re antelope tracks!” Said the second

“Oh no... they are definitely bear tracks!”said the third.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

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